Still no mail, and net access is slower than mud. So I went for a walk…and remembered, as I turned the corner into the square, that it was Market Day.
1. You should not use a pram as an offensive weapon, despite the fact that your sprog seems to find it amusing.
2. People’s personalities intensify with age, distilling like wine. If you’re a nice person, no doubt you’ll eventually turn into a nice old person. If you start off as a mean bastard, no doubt you’ll turn into one of the fearsomely aggressive old reptiles hissing at people in your way in the market.
3. Soap and water is a good thing…try not to be afraid of it.
I hate market days.