• Random

    This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

    I got Phil SimCity for an early birthday present. I admit it, I totally don’t understand games like this – if I look at the screen for thirty seconds I start getting bored.

    “Look, you can click on anything and see more about it.” Phil clicks on a boy running down the street.

    “Can you squash him?”

    “What? No, you can’t squash him, what’s wrong with you? It’s not a god game.”

    “Then what fun is it if you can’t squash him?”

    “IT’S NOT A GOD GAME.”

    I can’t help it…I like to blow shit up. :) My city would have a red light district, zombie attacks and Godzilla smooshing everything…but you probably can’t do that, even though it would be a better game for it.