I was browsing for unmentionable items on eBay, and I just had to laugh at their “Weird Stuff” categories:
Totally Bizarre (5930)
Really Weird (1309)
Slightly Unusual (1001)
Rather Strange (577)
Not That Odd (453)
The “Totally Bizarre” category was disappointing, as it included a lot of poster art, including one of two fluffy kittens asleep in a hammock. Oooh, now that’s bizarre.
I went shopping yesterday, which in our town basically means old-lady or young chav styles. I picked up some fuckoff spike-heeled/buckled boots for Monday. Walking shoes. lol…
Lizzie was in a mood today and came close to kicking me twice: once in the head when I turned her out in the arena, and then she tried to cow-kick me in the stable. She’s such a nasty little madam sometimes.
I found a nice black rubber fetish-style dress. Yum. Although I don’t find the idea of rubber sexy (leather is much sexier), you just can’t beat the feel of it…there’s nothing quite like soft, stretchy rubber. :)
Ok, we’re getting into too much information territory.