This amused me greatly this morning. :)
“Perhaps, when you see how dreary your lives have become without us, you will finally develop the spine to fight for your basic, human rights,” NDOP writes. “And then we will gladly confront the plutocracy alongside you. We need your help to defeat the Blue Republicans, who, I assure you, are just as decadent as we are, though often richer. But until you finally learn to respect yourselves, we can’t respect you, and we therefore can’t be bothered to give a rat’s ass about you.”
Another popular secession proposal making the rounds comes from a group hoping to divide the upper two-thirds of North America into the United States of Canada and Jesusland.