On the way into work this morning:
“If you went bald would you shave your head, get a toupee, or just live with the little fringe around the back?”
“I don’t know, I never thought about it.”
“Some guys can’t shave their heads because they have weird shaped heads.”
“…”
“How do hair transplants work? Why does transplanted hair grow when your own hair won’t? And where does the hair come from, anyway?”
“I don’t know. And I think they use your own hair.”
“But you don’t have any hair in the first place? Do they use dead people’s hair?”
“They don’t use dead people’s hair. Maybe they use ass hair.”
“They surely don’t. It’s not, like, real hair. It would look all thin and stupid. It would be almost as bad as putting pubes on your head.”
“…”
I’m grateful that this is a problem I don’t have. I cut about half my hair off a couple months ago. The piece I cut off was long enough to donate to the cancer charities, and still left me with thick shoulder length locks.
I’m not sure if you follow my boss’s blog or not, but if you do you saw pictures of the long haired hippie version of me on his recent trip. Also, a picture of me drunkenly partying with dancing girls.
lol – no, I haven’t. I didn’t know there was a blog on his site?