I’m back at work (sort of). I was just looking at Amazon.com to see how they handled bits of their shopping cart, and I noticed a banner for a Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator. I am frickin’ SERIOUS.
Can’t you imagine it? Gran is having a really deep sleep in her chair after a big meal of Christmas turkey, and someone panics, assumes that she’s had a heart attack, and zaps her? You could seriously kill someone.
I found that very amusing.