“Despite appearances, I am neither for nor against hunting. You would never, ever, find me clad in the finest Pink on the back of a manic, but desperately stupid, dangerous animal. I know about horses. They are thicker than cows and a whole evolutionary lifecycle behind pigs. Climbing onboard one is akin to driving the wrong way down the M5 after drinking a bottle of Buckfast and a gallon of Scrumpy.”
Agree or disagree with his views, Barry Beelzebub always makes me laugh.