Very shiftless, aimless day today. I hate feeling all at loose ends.
In other news, BoingBoing reader Jim Hanas says Folks are building a Creation Museaum near my hometown in Kentucky as “a wonderful alternative to the evolutionary natural history museums that are turning countless minds against the gospel of Christ and the authority of the Scripture.” I encourage you to take the virtual tour of this $25 million attraction. You will think George Saunders made it up.
Oh, my god. Literally, I suppose I should “Oh, YOUR god,” but what the hell.
What astounds me is that all over the US creation theory is being RE introduced….and dont’ forget Noahs Ark created the Grand Canyon…
Explore the wonders of creation. The imprint of the Creator is all around us. And the Bibles clearheaven and earth in six 24-hour days, earth before sun, birds before lizards.
Other surprises are just around the corner. Adam and apes share the same birthday. The first man walked with dinosaurs and named them all!
Hahahaha…so – man walked with dinosaurs did he?? The world was created in 6 24-hour days….riggght. And if the bible is so factual, that means I can do all sorts of things:
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2. clearly states he should be put to death.
Most of my friends get their hair trimmed, including the
hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden
by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7…what’s a fair price?
$25 Million? Couldn’t they like spread that money among some needy poor instead?
*frustrated sigh* What a complete waste of funds… and from people who are SUPPOSED to be THE charitable ones. *huh*
Creation Museum? These things don’t surprise me in the slightest any more. My transition to absolute cynicism is complete. ;)