A few tidbits from local news on the radio this morning, as I drove to work:
There was a statement from the police in Cheadle, a small town near us, stating that contrary to wildfire rumours, Maxine Carr has NOT been settled there and locals who are harrassing a local woman who looks like her need to stop, as it is a case of mistaken identity.
Also, they arrested three teens, one only fifteen, for the attempted murder of the 94-year-old woman on our street who was beaten almost to death. The pictures were horrible. Little bastards…
Hmmmm…I wonder if the first bit was a tasteless April fool?
Speaking of which – your reaction to the cows this morning was priceless…
I heard about the old lady being killed yesterday on the TV. Absolutely fucking terrible :/