From the Rinkworks Dialectizer, the Leek College homepage in Redneck:
Centre of Vocashunal Excellence
Leek College is one of only a han’ful in th’ country t’have been granted CoVE status in Advanced Computin’ an’ IT suppo’t – click hyar t’find out whuffo’! Fry mah hide!
Leek in th’ Noos: Click hyar fo’ th’ latess articles, press releases an’ noo info’mashun on Leek College.
You can tell I’m bored, can’t you?