A co-worker, back from holiday, had a funny story this morning about being mugged on a pier in Wales.
He was attacked (pecked sharpishly around the head and shoulders) by a seagull, while its mate made off with his wife’s ice cream cone. Afterwards they saw the same pair do the same thing again to someone else. The ice cream vendor said “Yeah, that pair does that all the time.”
One of the tech guys who was listening to the story said “That guy probably spent all winter training those bloody seagulls, knowing that you’ll have to go back and get another ice cream cone.”