From Barry Beezebub:
The views of Mr Beelzebub are purely personal and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Editor or staff of this newspaper, of any market trader caught with a dozen gross of tea towels bearing the inscription “Charles and Camilla, April 8, 2005”, of anyone who believes the rumour that Charles has arranged to have an artist record the ceremony (I thought George Stubbs was dead), or of anyone not sympathetic to Ken and Deirdre Barlow’s plight. They’ve already had to re-record their scenes to include mention of the other wedding. Now they’re going to have to do it all again.