We’re sheep. We succumbed to temptation and followed the other five billion people who have already seen it and downloaded the Paris Hilton video. That’s the funniest thing that I’ve seen in a long time. The Chris Rock video in the background, her either posing for the camera or sneaking looks at the TV, the night-vision giving them that deer-in-the-headlights look. And stopping to answer the phone – awesome!!!! “Fuck your phone!” Hahahaha…all that money, and she’s such an idiot. That’s rather satisfying, in a way. ;)
But enough sour grapes. Back to reality, and my life. No inherited wealth, but my home movies are a lot more interesting than hers. So there.
In total contrast to the first part of this post, I just watched the teaser trailer for the Prisoner of Azkaban. How am I going to manage to wait until summer of 2004? It looks gorgeous. I am such a fan of these books. Gary Oldman as Sirius Black is perfect. The glimpse of the dementor was cool. I may have to go back and re-read Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter slash/fanfic is just creepy, though. I lust after Alan Rickman, and it seems those feelings are shared. (*snicker* Not by him, of course, damn the luck, but by other people.) But how do people write erotic stories about him? The only people you can pair him up with are TOTALLY inappropriate and I just won’t go there: Hermione, Harry, Ron, Draco…nooooo, it’s horrible. Snotty little brats…he’s mine, I tell you… *my preciousssss*
Ok, I think I’d better just step back from the computer now. I’m going to go have a good stiff Rickma- I mean drink. :P